“let me ask you a question, marry, boff, kill: Bianca. which do you want to do?” (Liz Lemon)
“all of them, all of them.” (Jack Donaghy)
TV series 30 Rock season 1 episode 13
we’re not compromising the integrity of the show to sell… (Liz Lemon)
“Wow, this is diet Snapple?” (Pete Hornberger)
“I know, it tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn’t it?” (Liz)
“You should try plumagranite, it’s amazing.” (Frank Rossitano)
“I only date guys who drink Snapple.” (Cerie)
“Look, we all love Snapple. Lord knows I do.” (Jack Donaghy)
TV series 30 Rock season 1 episode 5
“we’ll just get more and more tangled up in each other’s lives ‘till I can’t even get away and we’re just like… Oh, my God!” (Liz Lemon)
“That’s right! He’s the Rat King.” (Jack Donaghy)
TV series 30 Rock season 1 episode 6
I believe in knowing my enemy, Leonard. Had Twitter existed at the time, would not General Custer have followed the tweets of Sitting Bull? Would not Lee have followed Grant? Would not Spy have followed Spy? (Sheldon Cooper)
TV series The Big Bang Theory season 4 episode 8
You have three choices in this life: be good, get good, or give up. (Gregory House)
TV series House, M. D. season 4 episode 9